Friday, February 5, 2010

I'm back. With JS Language!

Hey there I'm here and telling craps again!
Miss me? I'm sure you does.
I've closed my blog for a lil because of something,
but it doesn't matter, mrwhatever. IS BACK!
Went to a whole new era of crapping,
I've learnt the highest level of scolding skills.
I'll make this blog a JS language dictionary.
With the first word I've invented.
远杀!
Which means Far-kill.
Sounds close with the familiar word (Fxxk You.)

Well, this JS language is easy if you guys understands it.
Just translate the word from chinese to english,
Then you will get the meaning!
Of course the requirement is your english must as sucks as ours.

Oh ya, introduce to you, my partner, Jia!
It was a Tuesday if I'm not wrong,
She throwed a word “死蜜蜂” to me
Which means Die Bee (低B)
I had to feedback of course.
所以,高is borned then.
So high (Sohai)
Can't deny that we're genius of this crap era.
Gimme 5 Jia!

That wasn't enough to reach the highest level of scolding skills,
DAOGEI is a common word to scold too.
Our Die Bee inventer, Jia.
Had gave a good word. BEAN KEE!!!
And I change to 沉闷的同性恋 (Dull Gay)
They are just brothers, it's okay.

After several scolding skills,
Telling LOVE is challenging also.
But in JS language,
Impossible is nothing (NIKE don't sue me ><)
Let's start with the word WO AI NI.
墙壁眼睛膝盖。(Wall Eye Knee)
WO XI HUAN NI
墙壁看蜜糖 (Wall See Honey)
Everyone knows how to say but it would be more effective with JS language.
When you're going to tell HIM/HER/IT, "You're mine!"
How will you say it out from your mouth?
For me, I wouldn't say.
So JS language invented
膝盖先生水!(Knee Sir Water)
Will be improved someday. But Jia says it's ok.

Well, the lesson is almost over, see you next time folks!

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